Trailer Queen

Definition: A classic car that, for some reason, can't or shouldn't be driven but is instead towed to car shows. The most common trailer queen can be driven but the owner is usually so tied up in the status and appearance of his car that he has forgotten the joy of driving it and now hauls it around in a trailer to avoid dirt or possible damage. These cars are often painfully shiny with very expensive, detailed paint jobs and blinding chrome.

I am NOT building one of those.

Found this shirt on eBay and just had to get it...